$26 988

Hummer H2 SUT
2006 4WD

Car Details
Body N/A
Price 26988
Make Hummer
Model H2 SUT
City kalispell
State Montana
Mileage 56030 mi
Fuel type Gasoline
Engine 6.0
Transmission Automatic
Exterior Color Brown
Drive 4WD
VIN:
Seller Note

2006 Hummer H2, 4×4$26,988(406) 885-4736I know many folks think that Bruce Lee is dead. I can assure you my friends, he is not. He has been on mission with FBI, CIA and S.H.I.E.L.D. His ‘death’ in 1973 was just a cover up so he could work for the US government off the radar. His highly trained skill set is perfect to work with the Department of Agriculture in Oklahoma. He has been a special agent there for years now. He normally does cattle rustling cases. Now he and specially trained team of 3 other agents must travel to Kalispell, MT. They are doing their toughest job yet. They will be rescuing 23 goats and 15 sheep that have been stolen by Dr. Evil. To assist them, they will use this gorgeous 2006 Hummer H2. With it being flashy you would think they are rock stars not from the Department of Agriculture. It’s monstrous 6.0L V-8 will lay down earth shattering power. Its state of the art All Wheel Drive (AWD) will march up the roads with the sure footed determination of a mountain lion. It will be towing a trailer set up as a safe space to help counsel the farm animals. Yes this is the perfect vehicle for the mission at hand. Now, nothing for nothing, Bruce was a movie star, so this is loaded to the gills with luxury. The front and rear seats are heated. The sun roof opens wide so that the agents can jump out of it on the fly. This being a SUT there was plenty of space for their gear in the back. Hooking up to the safe space? It’s so easy even with spare on the outside. I mean, I could go on and on about how nice this thing is. How clean and well kept it is. However, I know you already want to buy it, and you REALLY want me to let you know if the poor farm animals got rescued. Well since they did have this master piece of engineering, yes they did. It was a bit scary at first, but there was only 46 of them vs. 4 special agents of the Department of Agriculture. There was some trauma to the sheep though. Dr. Evil had already sheared them and left them outside at night. So all in all there in now peace and harmony in the galaxy again. Open to trades, and feel free to make an offer, come on you can do it, don’t be shy. Cash talks! We inspect every vehicle we purchase mechanically. We then are able to offer a Warranty through AUL on almost all vehicles 1981 and newer, with any miles. Prices will vary as well as the length. This vehicle is located at Auto Solutions. 1023 E. Idaho st. Kalispell, MT. 59901 Cell: 406-885-4736 or our office number 406-257-2050. Feel free to call or text any time.VIN:5GRGN22U06H111605 MILES: 56,030